May 12
While terrible, this video is pretty hilarious.
Remember kids, anal licking causes sepsis!
May 05
The most amazing gif ever.
Apr 17
Rice maker. I need it. →
Apr 14
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW. >;[
So. I checked Amazon to see if my rice had been delivered yet right? This is what it says:
Tracking Information:
Status: Returning to seller
Ship Carrier: FedEx
Tracking ID: 515939911702
Latest Event: North Mankato MN
Customer refused delivery - April 14, 2012 11:13:00 AM
First off, I’m in New Ulm. It didn’t even reach New Ulm.
Date Time Location Event Details
April 14, 2012 11:13:00 AM North Mankato MN US Customer refused delivery
April 14, 2012 08:39:00 AM North Mankato MN US Out for delivery
April 14, 2012 08:21:00 AM North Mankato MN US Arrival Scan
April 14, 2012 05:40:00 AM Minneapolis MN US Arrival Scan
April 14, 2012 04:05:00 AM Memphis TN US Departure Scan
April 13, 2012 10:06:00 AM Memphis TN US Arrival Scan
April 13, 2012 08:51:00 AM Newark NJ US Departure Scan
April 12, 2012 11:45:00 PM Newark NJ US Arrival Scan
April 12, 2012 09:52:00 PM Bethlehem PA US Departure Scan
April 12, 2012 02:39:00 PM Bethlehem PA US Shipment received by carrier
April 12, 2012 01:51:36 PM —- Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit
Do you see New Ulm on that list? I don’t.
Second off, even if they had somehow shown up, they did not knock. I didn’t hear a truck. I’m 20 feet from my door. I also would have heard them on the stairs. And outside since every window in the house is open and it’s a dirt road.
I called FedEx. She said the driver says I moved. I’ve been here since January. She said she has my correct address and is unsure as to what happened.
So now they are calling the driver to see what happened and then I will get a call back. If I don’t get my rice today I am so suing somebody. >;[
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.
Apr 08
To Whom It May Concern: →
Thanks for buying the kitties this. It’s their new favorite toy. It also amuses them when mommy accidentally whips herself with it. <3
Mar 18
Feb 24
Feb 17
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 7 DAYS. →
Paypal link is on the right side in case you wanna help me top up my stupid phone. I think phones should be free. Or, like, less than 20 cents per minute where just dialing alone costs 20 cents. -.-
Still sick. Almost passed out at the grocery store today. I’m working on training my body to have a better immune system since I pretty much don’t have one at all. Not sure if my plan is working though. I definitely have an upper respiratory infection. I shall see if it will go away through sheer determination! =/
Feb 17
This is totally me right now.
Feb 14
An odd sort of amazing.
Feb 14
In case you’re still sulking after the previous video.
Feb 13
