Jan 15
Rent Vs. Rent
- - Twatzilla: Now look at average rent in my town
- - Twatzilla: If it has it
- - skot: it doesn'tt
- - skot: this is just weather
- - Twatzilla: Well look it um
- - Twatzilla: up
- - skot: nearest major city?
- - Twatzilla: Uh
- - Twatzilla: No
- - Twatzilla: Because
- - Twatzilla: That changes the rent
- - Twatzilla: By a lot
- - skot: minnesota, right?
- - Twatzilla: Mhm
- - skot: AHAHAHAHAHAH
- - skot: 2 beds is $462
- - Twatzilla: Mhm
- - skot: for me it's $2385
- - Twatzilla: This place has 2 bedrooms and is $495
- - Twatzilla: But all utilities are included
- - Twatzilla: 'cept electricity
- - skot: mine's 2300 for 2 beds with no utils included
- - Twatzilla: Now do you see why I prefer to live here?
- - skot: but if you coudl afford it
- - skot: you woudln't prefer here?
- - Twatzilla: If I could afford it sure
- - Twatzilla: But I can't
- - Twatzilla: And will never be able to
- - skot: i love it here :[
- - skot: 3 beds for you is $900
- - skot: for me it's $4025
- - Twatzilla: Mhm
- - Twatzilla: This place is also a pretty good size
- - Twatzilla: I spose
- - Twatzilla: Kinda older though
- - Twatzilla: And the walls are really loud
- - skot: yeah my place was built 4 years ago
- - Twatzilla: Uh
- - Twatzilla: That's not old
- - skot: my dryer has a sensor in it and adds time to itself if the clothes are still wet
- - Twatzilla: o_O
- - skot: lol
- - skot: the microwave does the same if you hit the 'reheat' button
- - skot: it determines when the food is done
- - Twatzilla: o_O
- - skot: double pained insulated windows everywhere help keep the cold out too
- - skot: my balcony door has blinds between the two pains of glass so i don't have to clean them or worry about them getting caught on things
- - Twatzilla: Well
- - Twatzilla: You DO pay for these things
- - Twatzilla: One month of rent for you is 1/4 a years income for me
Jan 10
New Place Update Omg
I’ve been really stressed lately. Laptop is mebbe broken. I’ll see on the 12th. Archie is driving me mad and keeps making me seriously consider giving him up. Which, in turn, makes me sad and more stressed. Landlord still has not given me MY lease. I got apartment 5’s. I need the lease for food stamps. I have very little food that I got from the food shelf. This place stinks because the neighbors smoke. It has a small infestation of roaches, and a large infestation of Japanese biting beetles. there is also a spider the size of a dollar bill running around somewhere. The stove is so old I can’t read the numbers or words on any of the nobs. It’s a guessing game any time I try to use it. I have no dresser to put my stuff. The bag Archie kept peeing in apparently kept the pee smell. Now all the clothing and bedding and towels that were in that bag smell horribly like pee. No free washer and dryer. I have $3 til next month. I miss having a cook.
I’m very stressed out.
I did get my new shower curtain though. And I took a long bath last night. I’m doing the ignoring thing with Archie to hopefully stop the eternal yowling eventually. Otherwise, I’m just peachy. I have a comfier bed than the last place, internet, video games, and sufficient heat.
Jan 05
Ahem. →
Jan 05
Quite possibly the most distasteful thing I have ever done. Not quite the best editing, but there you go.
-Zerro’s take on my client’s oinkgasm. :3
Jan 04
New Place + Nico →
Dec 26
Dec 25
I had to use a sort of shorthand here. -.-
Click for mini slideshow.
I move on the third omg.
Dec 20
Hai.
If you love me and stuff, or just feel generous, I could use some Paypal money to buy Steam games from the Steam Xmas sale. It’s making me sad I can’t even afford a $3 game right now. =/
Cylly.Twatz@Gmail.com
<3
Dec 19
Dec 14
Do Not Watch →
Dec 13
