Random Messages
I think it’s time…
Dec. 4, 2009 – 11:06am
…that I saw you naked.
0% Enemy 75% Friend 90% Match Message from dizzyllama
I saw that you posted in the forums …
Dec. 4, 2009 – 10:17am
hi cutie…
how r u???
I saw you viewed my profile …
Dec. 4, 2009 – 10:24am
without posting any message u r leaving from my profile…
it is not good yaar…
0% Enemy 0% Friend 0% Match Message from mohitriv
i dont like u either
Nov. 30, 2009 – 6:03pm
but u seem really interestin so i was hopin we could talk n b mayb friends if thats coo with u well u know how to get back at me so ill be waitin
29% Enemy 46% Friend 62% Match Message from damsupra1
(No subject)
Nov. 30, 2009 – 2:32am
I am very curious of you some parts we are alike but the real question that I would like to ask you, if it gets your attention, would you like to speek with a living animal That is traded in man’s body?
18% Enemy 77% Friend 69% Match Message from dick4all
(No subject)
Nov. 28, 2009 – 2:11pm
Just made it through your profile. Exhaustive. Made for interesting reading as i slowly wake up with Hitchcock movies playing in the background.
18% Enemy 76% Friend 73% Match Message from Nueromancer30
(No subject)
Nov. 27, 2009 – 5:56am
down to fuck?
42% Enemy 58% Friend 49% Match Message from brandon2kyle
your a 71% match with me….sweet!!!
Nov. 10, 2009 – 5:42pm
i read every word of your profile. i know it’s dangerouse to attempt to write you but i do my own stunts cause i like to take the risk.
note to self….why would anyone flag your pictures since your such a hottie boom ba lottie?
i just wanted to pass you a note like back in junior high that i’m addicted to your style.
dueces
we$ley
25% Enemy 51% Friend 65% Match Message from ghettosquadhero
i think i might be in love
Nov. 10, 2009 – 5:37pm
IfuckingHateYou, i love you.
devestatingly hot, a little bit lewd,
i think id like to write you filthy love letters.
would you kindly be my muse??
37% Enemy 37% Friend 47% Match Message from ROCK1T
asshole
Nov. 9, 2009 – 9:59pm
stop using breast cancer month as an excuse to post tit pics. I know you’re just trying to get my attention (and god damn it’s working). You probably won’t even do the tit cancer run you out of shape fraud.
Have a great night,
-Aaron
36% Enemy 72% Friend 53% Match Message from elitegarbageman
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:01pm
IFluckingHateYou
You’re a moron. -.-
I’m playing truth or dare, fuckmonkey.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:03pm
elitegarbageman
Justified. Continue posting boob pics and I hope you win.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:06pm
IFluckingHateYou
I won.
http://www.okcupid.com/forum?tid=1320246413935750094
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:10pm
elitegarbageman
*slap hands*
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:11pm
IFluckingHateYou
-.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:12pm
elitegarbageman
what did you expect
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:14pm
IFluckingHateYou
Absolutely nothing. You may go away now.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 10:17pm
elitegarbageman
It’s been an absolute pleasure.
The new pic…
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:14am
…gave me a boner.
0% Enemy 75% Friend 90% Match Message from dizzyllama
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:18am
IFluckingHateYou
I’m going to chop your pee pee off and feed it to my schizo roommate.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 8:43am
dizzyllama
That would be mean.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 1:55pm
IFluckingHateYou
I’m a mean person.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:06pm
dizzyllama
Which is precisely why I want you. Bad.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:09pm
IFluckingHateYou
-.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:20pm
dizzyllama
Is this your “I’m all yours” face?
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:23pm
IFluckingHateYou
-.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:27pm
dizzyllama
turn the cam on i feel like touching myself
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:33pm
IFluckingHateYou
-.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:38pm
dizzyllama
too slow doll i started and finished without you
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:39pm
IFluckingHateYou
-.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:45pm
dizzyllama
a real shame i would have liked you to have been there
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:46pm
IFluckingHateYou
-.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:55pm
dizzyllama
ok now you’re boring me
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:58pm
IFluckingHateYou
Good. -.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:21pm
dizzyllama
there’s nothing good about being bored or being boring
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:22pm
IFluckingHateYou
If it makes you go away it’s an awesomely magical thing. -.-
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:28pm
dizzyllama
nothing can make me go away…i’m committed to this relationship and making it work…i’m here to stay…we’re forever
I’d do anything
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:47am
to do you
50% Enemy 0% Friend 0% Match Message from d0n_juan_demarco
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:49am
IFluckingHateYou
Would you cut your pee pee off, fry it up in bacon grease, and feed it to my schizo roommate while I peg you in the butt?
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:50am
d0n_juan_demarco
Sure why not
Nov. 9, 2009 – 3:54am
IFluckingHateYou
Do it. I want proof. No more messages until you cut if off.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:13am
d0n_juan_demarco
y dya like cut off penises? lost yours??
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:15am
IFluckingHateYou
How’d you know? Circumcision accident. These tits cost me 10K.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:18am
d0n_juan_demarco
10k?? wow! can i see em?
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:21am
IFluckingHateYou
Seeing them makes you automatically gay.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:23am
d0n_juan_demarco
ok can i feel em instead??
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:25am
IFluckingHateYou
That makes you even more gay. Two cocks buried deep in your ass gay.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:27am
d0n_juan_demarco
what size are those tits???
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:27am
IFluckingHateYou
34Cocks in your ass.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:28am
d0n_juan_demarco
34cc? kool when can i meet em?
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:30am
IFluckingHateYou
When you show me your severed penis.
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:32am
d0n_juan_demarco
why dya want a severed penis?
Nov. 9, 2009 – 4:32am
IFluckingHateYou
Penis envy.
HUMMMMMMMMM
Nov. 9, 2009 – 2:30am
DO US ALL A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF LOL
21% Enemy 72% Friend 61% Match Message from HOTCHEF4U
The feeling’s mutual
Nov. 8, 2009 – 8:01pm
You are the most offensive, misanthropic, and detestable person I have come across on the internet. Reading your profile solicits an urge to take half a bottle of Zoloft, following a cold shower.
I am almost positive that you would gladly commit every form of parricide possible if given half a chance.
You are the reason we will never cure cancer. Our doctors would rather have millions die, then risk saving such a despicable soul.
Oddly enough, I see us having some orgasmic, hate-fueled conversations.
26% Enemy 72% Friend 65% Match Message from wisdompersona
(No subject)
Nov. 7, 2009 – 10:06pm
beautiful curves … beautiful eyes … if you were my girlfriend I would not let you leave the bed ;)
19% Enemy 39% Friend 71% Match Message from osky02912
(No subject)
Oct. 27, 2009 – 6:33am
gimme sum of that sweet sweet hispanic lovin
0% Enemy 89% Friend 89% Match Message from AboveEnvy
gotta say sumthin
Oct. 22, 2009 – 10:03am
hummm i mustnt tell u this but i got to ” i fucking hate you “
34% Enemy 58% Friend 58% Match Message from 19GuyButBi
Oct. 22, 2009 – 10:05am
IFluckingHateYou
You’re a moron. Go set yourself on fire, emo boy.
Oct. 22, 2009 – 10:09am
19GuyButBi
u mean moron as ur father is ?
get myslef on fire … but im unburnable
emo boy hummm do i look like an emo .. fuck no !!
hi
Oct. 21, 2009 – 5:13am
Hi ,
I’m a 22 year old woman and I have an older boyfriend.
He is an amazing lover and very athletic, a surfer…
I have never done a threesome with another girl…
I recently asked him what he thought about my idea and he said absolutely yes!
He is very picky and so am I.
We are a clean couple, ( no drugs or std’s or smoking )
Athletic and very good looking and desire the same in a partner.
Is it you?
We Can exchange pics!
14% Enemy 78% Friend 77% Match Message from spinky21
Attention getters for ones of psychotic sway
Nov. 10, 2009 – 5:33pm
Most people wouldn’t bother writing a message, what with you being a raving bitch, but something about your social failings makes me want to poke and prod repeatedly with something made from red-hot iron. If I happened to get your attention then good, if not well I wouldn’t have been the first to fail. Back to the matter at hand, your bored like to talk random bullshit with people you have no intention in meeting and I am along the same lines, if you care to I am on more often then not to bullshit and argue random bits of information especially when drunk, yes philosophical drunks still exist I happen to be one and would probably run circles around the average knuckle dragging dumb fuck you happen to run in to. I wont waist to much time trying to get a reply so I will just say this, your a raving bitch and I happen to be a little angry drunk man who has an IQ above the average lump of dirt.
23% Enemy 44% Friend 69% Match Message from Dawhiterabbit
There would be more, but my inbox is tiny. >=[


My meals are the three on the left. They don’t get more, they just don’t eat their meals as fast as I do. They make their own food.
I’m lazy. I pop it in the microwave and NOM it. <3
The bucket on the bottom right contains…
LIVE FISH.
Gaylord likes to fish.
This was my attempt at drawing in Photoshop.
I made another version of a mushroom lamp.
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