January 2012
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Rent Vs. Rent
- Twatzilla: Now look at average rent in my town
- Twatzilla: If it has it
- skot: it doesn'tt
- skot: this is just weather
- Twatzilla: Well look it um
- Twatzilla: up
- skot: nearest major city?
- Twatzilla: Uh
- Twatzilla: No
- Twatzilla: Because
- Twatzilla: That changes the rent
- Twatzilla: By a lot
- skot: minnesota, right?
- Twatzilla: Mhm
- skot: AHAHAHAHAHAH
- skot: 2 beds is $462
- Twatzilla: Mhm
- skot: for me it's $2385
- Twatzilla: This place has 2 bedrooms and is $495
- Twatzilla: But all utilities are included
- Twatzilla: 'cept electricity
- skot: mine's 2300 for 2 beds with no utils included
- Twatzilla: Now do you see why I prefer to live here?
- skot: but if you coudl afford it
- skot: you woudln't prefer here?
- Twatzilla: If I could afford it sure
- Twatzilla: But I can't
- Twatzilla: And will never be able to
- skot: i love it here :[
- skot: 3 beds for you is $900
- skot: for me it's $4025
- Twatzilla: Mhm
- Twatzilla: This place is also a pretty good size
- Twatzilla: I spose
- Twatzilla: Kinda older though
- Twatzilla: And the walls are really loud
- skot: yeah my place was built 4 years ago
- Twatzilla: Uh
- Twatzilla: That's not old
- skot: my dryer has a sensor in it and adds time to itself if the clothes are still wet
- Twatzilla: o_O
- skot: lol
- skot: the microwave does the same if you hit the 'reheat' button
- skot: it determines when the food is done
- Twatzilla: o_O
- skot: double pained insulated windows everywhere help keep the cold out too
- skot: my balcony door has blinds between the two pains of glass so i don't have to clean them or worry about them getting caught on things
- Twatzilla: Well
- Twatzilla: You DO pay for these things
- Twatzilla: One month of rent for you is 1/4 a years income for me
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New Place Update Omg
I’ve been really stressed lately. Laptop is mebbe broken. I’ll see on the 12th. Archie is driving me mad and keeps making me seriously consider giving him up. Which, in turn, makes me sad and more stressed. Landlord still has not given me MY lease. I got apartment 5’s. I need the lease for food stamps. I have very little food that I got from the food shelf. This place stinks ...
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Quite possibly the most distasteful thing I have...
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December 2011
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Hai.
If you love me and stuff, or just feel generous, I could use some Paypal money to buy Steam games from the Steam Xmas sale. It’s making me sad I can’t even afford a $3 game right now. =/
Cylly.Twatz@Gmail.com
<3
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JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER OMG →
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Do Not Watch →
Another One Bites the Dust
So I have finally gotten a definitive answer about whether or not I have to move.
I do.
She says we need to be out by the beginning of January. I found a place that I’d like to live already. I’m going to go see it soon. $495 and it includes all utilities except electric.
Only real problem is…I have nothing I need. And no money to get it. The county is going to help with the...
November 2011
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My new sounds:
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WatchI don’t even…
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I think somebody should buy me Skyrim
You don’t get achievements with the pirated version. ;_;
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Today
I am about to write a note to the owner of this place asking if she will hire me for minimum wage so that the county keeps funding this place and I don’t have to move sometime in the next (less than) two months.
Chances are slim to none to this will work, but it’s my only idea.
I JUST moved here 3 months ago after having to move suddenly from the old place.
I’m not liking...
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Drunk Floridian tries to bribe cop with taco. →
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Gearbox has Claptrap do eulogy for a fallen fan. →
October 2011
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Listening to this while playing Dungeon Defenders... →
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is jonespapasdd121318
Test
Testy test test.
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Ok, fair enough. If I asked you to come live me in...
Probably not. >_>
I don’t want to move again. It stresses the kitties out. =[
<333333 though.
Bring it.
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Everyone has Dungeon Defenders but me. =[
You are all cockmuppets! >;[
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If I found you and asked you to come live with me...
I am not a stray kitten.
Bring it.
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Kitten Update
I have finally come to terms with the fact that Percy is not coming back. If he wasn’t dead before, this cold, wet weather will make him sick enough to be so. My heart aches when I think about it too much, but if he does survive somehow, I know he’s a good hunter. Maybe he’s happier being alone.
But Archie needs a friend, and I need a distraction. Sometime in the next two...
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Percy
Still isn’t back yet. I’m quickly losing hope that he’s still alive. Archie doesn’t seem to know where he is either. He’s just very, very needy. I’m very, very sad. I ordered ID tags for them both, but I have a feeling I’ll be burying Percy’s.
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Why do you think I like you?
I have no fucking clue. Boobs? That’s the normal reason.
Bring it.
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You are awesome, stop lying! I guess I should be...
I just woke up, bro. I think I’m going to have Peanut Butter Crunch.
Bring it.
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I love you. Why are you so awesome?
So not.
Bring it.
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Why are you such a bitch
Because my mommy and daddy didn’t love me, bro. Love me. Love me hard.
Bring it.
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Hey, You. →
Buy me the top item so I can spray it on a towel and hopefully get my kitten back home. I can’t take this much longer.
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I really need cat tags for my kitties. Percy might be in a cage right now. I’m waiting for the call back.
September 2011
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you said you spend most of the time naked. but...
Nope. But I do leave my door open. My room is on the side of the house, so they have absolutely no reason to come over here. If they do, I have a blanket at the ready to cover myself up with. It’s getting chilly though, so my nightgown makes appearances.
Bring it.
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Homosexuals Won't Stop Sucking My Cock →